I had a chat with this dude who resides out in US whom i shall just address Ben. Ben has always been a cuddle-bitch to many chicks. Perhaps cause he has a good listening ear, and always promise to be there whenever you need him, or his shoulder to cry on. We always have good chats, and i totally appreciate his enthusiasm when i start my rubbish.
Ben: to be honest, I have the hots for one girl. But I am not ready to get back in the game.
Eve: wah seh...and u wanna wait till the cows comes home
Ben: there's no hurry... I expect to live to at least 65 :D
Eve: hahahaha, by then the cow's udders have sunk
Ben: by then, Sony would have invented anime babe versions of the Aibo. :P
Eve: hahaha, and then named it CHABO
Ben: lol
Eve: and u can have Chabo as your wife
Eve: why not .... hahahahaha
Eve: she cooks, cleans, sew...
Eve: all without whining
Eve: and all she needs for pampering is some loving
Ben: hahaa I can do all those myself. haha
Eve: all for a 1 time cost of US $ 999
Eve: call now to Ben at 1 - LOV-ECHABOS
Ben: better not run on (name of OS deleted), man. It will either crash or get infected by some virus and you wake up in the middle of the night to find her cutting your *beep!* off and setting you on fire
Eve: if you call within the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in a "ANTI SHOPPING" software device that stops your chabo from shopping
Eve: enjoy great savings now
Ben: lol
Eve: call now to Ben at 1-LOV-ECHABOS
Ben: SG will definitely ban it.
Eve: i know you love chabo... cos i love chabo too
Eve: hahaha
Ben: no more males for NS
Eve: wah lieuz... creative juice what
Ben: lol
Eve: so buy ChaBo now
At the end of the day, Ben said it should be somewhat the iMac anime chick. Haha. By then, i will need boobs implants, collagen lips, and a whole lot of work on myself before i can outshine the anime chicks. sighzzz
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