Friday, April 29, 2005

"i like the wry, almost-caustic, pithy--and yet casual, conversational--of the prose. It is very engaging and entertaining." a comment i received from one of my blog readers. to which, i went "HUH".
Ok in case you didn't notice before, i said NO BIG WORDS.
I am not a BIG WORDS kinda person. I only understand the engaging and entertaining part of your comment, but not the rest... maybe the casual and conversational but definitely not the rest.

Just when i feel i got a blogger's block. i get witty comments, and also some that says i target them. Oh whatever!
I shall cover different stuff today : LV, cars & frogs... yes frogs...

Anywayz, i stroll into LV Singapore just a few days ago. Of course, i went to ask about Murakami LV Panda edition, but the snotty salesgirl said it's only sold in Japan. No one wanted to serve me. Imbeciles... don't they know i spend shitloads of money there? Maybe i should switch my brand loyalty. I shld go elsewhere, but WHERE?

Ok, back to the car talk. They were chatting about opening doors for girls in cars. of course, erik and BK said spoil market, to which i replied " eh i will bitchsmack you two". Where's the chivalry? dude, wake up guys...! The origins of the "door-openers" came up when some other people were chatting about voting for dressedup performance cars. I'm sorry, but the cars listed on the webbie for voting. Some of them lack even the looks. it's an evo / silvia / whatever alright, but it has no bodykit, etc etc. How can you guys even put it on a website for people to vote best dressedup? it's like wearing a normal tank top & jeans and asking people to vote for best dressedup girl. the tank top & jeans is like a uniform for all girls. DUH slap yourself please, i beg of you.

Another note : exploding frogs. Is this a clear sign that terrorism will happen in all forms? The frogs are also at it! Imagine having all the intestines / innates / whatever other big words for internal organs flying metres away. In a frog world's (where the frog's dimension is perhaps 5cm in height, 5cm in width), and put in comparison with human (average height : 160cm, width : 30cm). Which actually equates that if the frog's internal organs fly 5 metres, ours would fly 160m. That's insane! eeeeewwww, grossssss! Who's gonna clean up parts from everywhere? Recall the whale blowup incident? It flew the organs like more than 100m away from site. and the whale is about 5000cm, it flew metres away onto the road. A beach is about maybe 50 metres from the road most of the time. But based on simple Eve-simpleton-calculations, Same theory, yes no?

joey jus passed, so did eye for a guy. the de-pa-chi mode guy is still in, dammit. go home, dude.
It's the weekend, long weekend, i have Monday off... wooohoooooo! jiggles... you lil' nasty girl...east coast, west coast, worldwide... north side south side let's ride

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

i wishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i was on the mailing list of LV TOOOOOOOOo

Anonymous said...

bitchsmaking (the boys) is good!
You go, girl!